Showing posts with label Backyard Homesteading. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Backyard Homesteading. Show all posts

Monday, July 14, 2025

Winner, Winner.....

....whitetail dinner.

Pan-seared backyard venison (rare to medium), baked yam and freshly-picked spargel from the kitchen garden. 


A month or so ago I figured my asparagus was done-for.  As it turns-out not so much.  Every day or so I pick a spear or three to keep my diet German. 


BTW - my dog does all sorta tricks and commands for yam and spud skin treats. 

Pretty decent chow if you can get it.

Pro Tip: Rub your taters, yams and other tubers in bacon drippings before a hot bake in the convection oven. Trust me.....

Monday, May 26, 2025

The Garden Chronicles

After amending my crappy Door County soil that makes up my garden with four bales of peat moss and eight bags of composed manure I tilled it once before the rains came.  After it dried-out I rototilled it again.

May 15 - I planted peas, two varieties of radish and sowed three types of lettuce.

Peas emerged a couple of days ago...

click on image for a closer look

And the radishes peeked-out yesterday... 

 
 
Today I planted seven varieties of tomato plants - including a couple of San Marzano I scored at a new greenhouse; two basil, a rosemary and Italian parsley plant constituted the herbs.  This was followed by four sweet pepper and five broccoli plants.  I sowed a row of beets, green beans and an additional variety of lettuce.  Yes, fresh salads are in our future; fingers crossed.

If time allows; tomorrow I'll sow the pumpkins and cukes and whatever else trips my trigger.  When you live halfway between the equator and the North Pole the growing season is short.  Time's a wastin!

Vive le Jardin Magnifique!

Saturday, May 24, 2025

Gentlemen - Start Your Grills

It's been grilling season for a spell already; nevertheless, there is this.

Backyard venison - rare to medium rare.

Spargel from the kitchen garden, anointed with EVO -  grilled.

Baked tater with butter, sour cream and chopped chives from the kitchen garden.

Cracked pepper and sea salt over all.

Pretty good chow if you can get it….. 


 

Thursday, May 1, 2025

Vive le Jardin Magnifique!

It is raining today which is good.  It's even better that I got the garden tilled yesterday.


Spread eight bags of composted manure, four bales of peat moss along with a sprinkling of triple 19 fertilizer over the top and turned it all under with the rototiller.  A good all day light soak will settle it all together in preparation for a follow-up tilling and early planting of my cool weather crops; namely radishes, spinach and lettuces.

Cool weather you ask?  Yes, when you live halfway between the equator and North Pole recent overnight lows continue to hover around 40F.

The only hitch in this springtime ritual was a flat tire on the tiller.  It took awhile to get the bead to seat on the tubeless tire to inflate it.  Unremarkably, WD-40 fixes everything. 

Vive le Jardin Magnifique!

Sunday, December 1, 2024

Starvation Averted

Picked-up four processed deer today and moved what felt like a bazillion pounds of steaks, roasts, backstraps, burger and scraps to the basement.

The auxiliary freezer is filled to the brim and two additional grocery bags of venison apportioned among the remaining two freezers.

Yikes!


 

Sunday, November 24, 2024

Smoke 'Em If You Got 'Em

From freezer and back.

Pheasants.  Round trip.  Before and after.  Had or local butcher smoke these for me, Lawyer and SID.  

I have a vision of winter pasta and risotto dishes in my future... 



 

Sunday, September 1, 2024

The Next Morning

Sometimes you have to toss a pie in the Forno at the end of the day.

Thursday evening I fed my sourdough starters and figured I'd use some of the discard to make pizza dough for the holiday weekend.


Last night I made a couple of pizzas.  CSMOs to be exact. For the uninitiated that acronym stands for: cheese, sausage, mushroom and onion.  In the pizza world that is commonly known as The Milwaukee Special.  We ate one and par-baked the second - freezing it for a quick meal down the road.


Pro Tip - Not wanting to waste any BTUs, upon rising this morning the oven had cooled to 375F.  So I baked Door County cherry scones.  


Of course, you can bake bread, cinnamon rolls or cookies too.  Forno be like a big ole battery retaining heat for hours.....

Friday, August 9, 2024

The Garden Chronicles

Some of you may have noticed that there not been much to say about the garden this yea.  A consequence of there almost wasn't a garden this year.  

All of this is a result of timing a European family vacation precisely during the critical three week window of planting and establishing a garden in our already short growing season.  And then there were the critters.  What I did plant the birds and ground squirrels while I was in England.  They ate my peas, my expensive sweet potato slips uniquely suited to our growing zone.  They ate the lettuce and radish plants too.  And the weeds took-over.  Thankfully a neighbor had my potted stock to tend until we returned from overseas.

Returning home, I weeded the entire shebang, replanted radishes, peas, four varieties of lettuce, four types of herbs, four sweet pepper plants and a dozen tomato plants.  The critters dug-up and ate a huge row of peas, one Italian parsley plant, three pepper plants, all the lettuce, and two of the tomato plants.  The weeds returned.

GAAAHHH!

What is left is doing OK, protected by cages, and I even picked some radishes this week.

I did not plant anything else as I was significantly behind schedule with a garden half-way between the equator and the north pole.  Fortunately, there are reserves of canned and frozen garden goodness in the basement bunker.

And it you can believe it there is this.

A massive tomato plant that emerged on its own from the composter.  It is ginormous.  The tomato plant that ate Toledo!  Not willing to kill it (just yet anyway) I want to see what manner of fruit it yields, if any.

Vive le Jardin Magnifique!

Sunday, April 28, 2024

The Garden Chronicles

So begins another season of gardening.

The main garden has been topped-off with more soil and tilled.

The leeks have over-wintered and largely recovered from deer browse.  Leeks were new last year and starting their second season it's going to be real treat to begin the year with some home-grown alliums.


Rhubarb is coming on-line too!


Stop by periodically for a progress report and find out what's new for the 2024 growing season.

Vive le Jardin Magnifique!

Monday, December 18, 2023

A New Set Of Choppers

In a bizarre twist of the tale of man bites dog Francis Wharton lived in the wilds of Little Fort, British Columbia in the 1950s - 60s.

 

 

Far from civilization the resourceful Wharton found himself in need of upper dentures. 

Extracting the teeth from a deer and filing them down, Wharton set the deer's teeth in a base of plastic wood using household cement to keep them in place. 

Then he ate the deer...with its own teeth. 

If you are traveling nearby, make a point to visit the Museum of Healthcare in Kingston, Ontario.

His home built choppers are on display there.

Tuesday, November 28, 2023

Silver Lining From A Neglected Cloud

No pruning, weeding or fertilizing all of 2023.  We spent most of the year scratching our traveling itch.
 
Nevertheless, and despite the neglect, our forlorn raspberry patch produced a bumper crop of berries - most of which we froze. 
 
 
The rest we ate with breakfast cereal, vanilla ice cream or straight-up.  We learned the doggo loves them too.  The birds got their share when we weren't looking.
 
 
This weekend I converted all of the stash from the garage freezer into jam. 
 
 
21 half pint jars to be sure.
 
 
Lost the 22nd jar to a rare blowout in the canner. 

Tried it out on Sunday morning breakfast toast.  
 
Perfection!

Wednesday, September 6, 2023

The Garden Chronicles

The year started with plenty of precipitation and then a drought settled-over the land for more than a month.  What managed to germinate at the second and third sowing withered and died for lack of a drink.  Let's face it, well water from my aquifer is a poor substitute for the stuff God distributes from the sky.  Things were looking grim until regular rains returned by the end of July.  We're still behind in the the seasonal growing period with a net shortfall but we've harvested green beans, cukes, sweet peppers and plenty of basil for brick oven pizzas.

Just the other day there was this:  Real San Marzano tomatoes along with big beefy beefsteak fruit and sweet yellow cherry-size tomatoes for daily snacking.  I'll likely have sufficient tomatoes to can for both pizza sauce and juice.

And sweet Northstar peppers too.

Check out this melon

It's been a rough year; nevertheless, sometimes you can delightfully turn the corner.  There are Kakai seed pumpkins growing on the vine along with a couple of rows of yummy-looking leeks.  Cukes are still producing.

Vive le Jardin Magnifique!

Sunday, July 16, 2023

The Garden Chronicles


 

I have two hills of pumpkins.

The Kakai have blossomed!

Rain overnight.  In spite of the drought pumpkins spring eternal.....

Thursday, July 13, 2023

Pea Picker

I picked peas this week.
 

Pretty good harvest considering the drought conditions.

And the bountiful harvest is largely a consequence of the pouches of deer and rabbit repellent hanging from my pea fence. The vines grew tall and strong and the ripening pods abundant.
 
While out there on my stool picking, Jill was snacking on the young, tender, emerging pea pods. Which leads-to the usual inspiration.  
 
Stir fry. 
 
It all starts with fresh-picked pea pods and grows from there.
 
I had everything else needed in the freezer, fridge and pantry.
 
The Pantry Warrior strikes again with shrimp stir-fry.....

Mis en place....


Hot fire on a gas range...

It all comes together quickly....

There is a double spoonful of basmati rice beneath all of that goodness... 


 

Wednesday, June 14, 2023

The Garden Chronicles

Lettuce, spinach, beets, radishes and carrots have been resown. 



 
These are small on account of the recent drought conditions. 

Nevertheless, first harvest of 2023!

Recent rains have been a Godsend.
 
Vive le Jardin Magnifique!

Thursday, May 18, 2023

The Garden Chronicles

It has been a busy place around these parts.  Living in rural America means that when things dry-out sufficiently the spreading of manure, tilling of fields and planting is a near non-stop endeavor.  Morning, noon and night the sound of farm machinery is ubiquitous. 

This armchair farmer has been busy too.  My garden is basically installed.

The first sowing of radishes looks sad; a consequence of neglect while away on vacation.  A second sowing has been made along with spinach, five varieties of lettuce, carrots, beets, green beans, cantaloupe, cucumbers, pumpkins and leeks.

The peas are up! 

After the risk of frost has passed the sweet peppers and tomatoes will get plugged-in.  

Vive le Jardin Magnifique!

Saturday, November 12, 2022

The Best Pumpkin Seeds In The World

Halloween pumpkin-carving is behind us and the memories of making use of the resulting bumper crop of pumpkin seeds persists.  I've been roasting pumpkin seeds most of my life.  Beginning as a child with the help of my parents - followed-on with jack-o'-lantern carving with my daughter and continuing into retirement.  The upshot of this has culminated in farming pumpkins solely for their seeds.  

Admittedly, I've grown pumpkins for carving, roasting on the grill or making pie filling.  Yet we all can get a can of inexpensive pie filling just about anywhere - but where can you get a good roasted pumpkin seed?  

A number of years ago I began raising hybrid pumpkins renowned for their pulp and seeds. If you're a fan of roasted pumpkin seeds you have to check this out.  Not only are these pumpkins terrific for fall décor they are prolific seed producers.  Furthermore, their seeds lack the tough outer hulls of other gourds making them perfect for roasting.  On top of that they're a bush-variety and don't take-up large amounts of space in the garden. 

In 2019 disaster struck.  My seed pumpkins germinated, grew to maturity and by all outward appearances looked perfectly normal. However, at harvest time I was surprised to find them full of ordinary, pedestrian, white seeds with the tough outer hull. My pumpkins were the victim of a cross-pollinated batch of seed stock. The entire crop was a loss. The seed company apologized, furnished a credit for my next order and I had to fall-back on a strategic reserve of 2018 seeds in the bunker freezer.  The 2020 harvest was a welcome return to normal.

This year was beset with a different set of problems - namely a cold and wet spring followed by drought conditions. First planting didn't germinate.  The second planting failed too. The third sowing successfully germinated one solitary vine that produced fourteen plump gourds.  Remarkable but a month behind schedule.  My pal Six Deuce had a crop failure - and as a consequence he was the beneficiary of a half-dozen of my gourds to meet his winter seed snacking needs. 

Behold the Kakai pumpkin......

A fetching bright orange gourd with dark green digital camouflage, non-GMO and organically-raised pumpkin of about 5 to 8 pounds. And chock-full of hull-less green seeds.  Pure kernel and without that nagging-tough outer shell.  All you have to do is open them up, insert your hand into the pulp and all of those seeds will slip right out.  And plenty of them too. 

Pour your seeds into a stock pot and add enough cold water so that they float freely.  Add to that a cup of kosher salt.  Bring your pot to a boil, then turn-down the heat and simmer uncovered for 45 minutes. 


Drain your seeds in a colander. Spread them out on cookie sheets and bake at 325 degrees - stirring every 15 minutes so your seeds don't stick and rotating your baking sheets for an even roast.  Allow 60+ minutes or thereabouts.  Ovens vary so use your eyes, ears and nose as a guide.  When your seeds begin to snap, crackle and pop they are done..

Finished product.....

A light, nutty, salty, snack that is full of vitamins, minerals and healthy antioxidants.  They’re good for your prostate fellas.  You can trust me on that.   

Eight gourds yielded five (generous) one-cup paks of vacuum-sealed seeds.  Freeze to maintain freshness.  

Serve with an icy-cold adult beverage during the Packer game and at deer camp. Jill has pronounced them terrific on vanilla ice cream too.

 

Saturday, September 10, 2022

The Garden Chronicles

I don’t know about you but there is a big whiff of autumn in the air lately. With football beginning the wood box is filled to the brim. 

The garden is nearing the end too. 

There was a Hail Mary sowing of lettuce, radishes and spinach a couple of weeks ago yet everything else is about done. 

Even the tomato avalanche is waning. 

Once, again, I’m reminded that when you live equidistant from the equator and the pole every waking day of our short growing season is precious.

Big beefsteaks are heading for the canner.


Kitchen counter snacking tomatoes.

Vine-ripened plum tomatoes will be converted into pizza sauce.

Vive le Jardin Magnifique!


 

Sunday, September 4, 2022

Kermis Time

Kermesse, or kermis, or kirmess, is a Dutch language term derived from 'kerk' (church) and 'mis' (mass) that became incorporated in French and English. Its origins are originally associated with the mass said on the anniversary of the founding of a church (or the parish) and in honor of the Patron Saint.  Such religious celebrations were regularly held in the Low Countries, in Central Europe and also in Northern France, and were accompanied by feasting, dancing, drinking and sports. 

The Dutch-American Village of Little Chute, Wisconsin, has celebrated Kermis annually since 1981 with a street festival. The Wallonian settlements in Door and Kewaunee Counties have celebrated Kermis with traditional Belgian dishes and events for as long as anyone can remember.  

Traditionally, Kermis around here stretched over several calendar weeks as each small settlement - Namur, Brussels, Rosiere, Little Sturgeon, Forestville, Lincoln, Duvall and Casco celebrated the harvest and the life-giving bounty of food.  

I'm not of Dutch or Belgian descent - but we're heading over to the park in Brussels for the Kermis shortly.  The festivities will kick-off with mass followed by food, music, a dunk tank featuring the local priest, beer, both a silent and live auction and a gun raffle.  

In the meantime, for the last few weeks we've been celebrating our own Kermis here with a steady harvest from the garden including an avalanche of tomatoes!


Several batches of homemade pizza sauce.


And cantaloupe too... 


 

 

Saturday, August 20, 2022

How To Make Crispy Crunchy Sweet Pickles

It has been a regular pickle avalanche around here.  I put-up a batch of dill pickles at the beginning of the week and mid-week a batch of the signature crispy-crunchy sweet pickles.  Ordinarily, everyone gets a pint of dill or sweet pickles during the holidays replete with a festive bow on the lid. There's also homemade tomato juice, salsa, pickled beets, dilled green beans and raspberry jam.  This is a medium-sized batch - 7+ pounds of pickle cukes yields a dozen pints of finished product.. 


Begin with a sink-full of freshly-picked, scrubbed and rinsed pickle-size cucumbers. 


Slice your cukes.  The use of a mandolin makes the job go fast and results in uniform slices.  I like the crinkle cut.  Take care with the fingertips as the blade is sharp! 

Toss your cuke slices into a five gallon food-grade plastic bucket filled with a couple of gallons of cold tap water.  

Everyone should have a five gallon bucket.  My recollection is hazy but there is a possibility my bucket originally held cat litter.  It also appears to be food-grade as it doesn’t stain or absorb odors I’ve used it to brine meats and fish, haul butchered venison and assist in pickle-making. I even made sauerkraut in it one year.  In a pinch you can sit on it in your deer stand and keep your thermos, lunch and toilet paper inside where it won't get wet.  Like I said - they're indispensable. The secret to really crunchy pickles is liming them.  


Combine one cup of pickling lime with the two gallons of cold water and mix thoroughly.  If required add to the bucket additional lime and water  as you want your cuke chips float freely and uncrowded in your pickle barrel. Cover the sliced cukes with a dinner plate, snap-on the lid and let it set overnight. 
 

The following morning drain your limed cuke chips in the sink.  They'll be nice and crispy but you have to soak them to remove the excess lime.  Fill the sink full of slices with cold tap water and drain.   Repeat three more times.  Leave your slices to soak in cold water until noon -  3 to 4 more hours. Next - make your brine. 


This is easy peasy. In a non-reactive pot combine equal parts of sugar and vinegar.  For a dozen pints of pickles figure on 12 cups of sugar and 12 cups of distilled white vinegar - stir until dissolved.  Add a single 1 ½ oz bottle of pickling spice and a couple of tablespoons of kosher salt.  Heat to a boil.  Add your pickles slices, cover the pot, turn-off the heat and allow to rest on the stove top for five more hours. 

Following dinner return to the stove-top and return the pot to a boil. Since this is a hot-pack method of pickle-making keep a low fire under your pot and your lids should seal just fine.  When in doubt process in a boiling water bath for an additional 10-15 minutes.  
 

Ladle slices into sterile pint jars. The use of a canning funnel will facilitate a no-mess operation. You might use a tablespoon to organize the slices in your jars but don’t cram them too tightly. Top each jar with additional brine leaving a half-inch of head space. Add a lid and a band and set aside to cool. When the lids 'pop' your jars are sealed and your cukes are officially pickles. 


These pickles are awesome. You're going to want to put these on top of almost any sandwich you make.  Particularly a crunchy peanut butter, toasted cheese, burger, hot dog or a tuna sandwich.  Want to spice them-up?  Add a pinch of crushed red pepper flakes to a jar.
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* A word about the jars and lids.  Sterilize your jars by immersing them in boiling water or running them through the dishwasher on the 'sanitize' cycle.  Lids are easy - in the microwave heat a Pyrex measuring cup full of water to a boil. Drop your lids in the hot water.  Fish them out with a sterile tongs.