Showing posts with label There's a Sucker Born Every Minute. Show all posts
Showing posts with label There's a Sucker Born Every Minute. Show all posts

Sunday, August 17, 2025

The Math Doesn't Work

 We're going to make a lot of money and we're going to cut taxes for the people of this country.  It will take a little while before we do that, but we're going to be cutting taxes and it's possible we'll do a complete tax cut because I think the tariffs will be enough to cut all of the income tax

- President Trump, April 27, 2025  

The line from the White House Information Minister, various Cabinet Secretaries and the President himself is that we are awash in tariff revenue wealth.  Millions, billions and trillions of dollars; all willingly paid by other countries.  The president has even floated the notion about creating an External Revenue Service to collect the tariffs and replacing the Internal Revenue Service in collecting income taxes.

We were at our richest from 1870 to 1913.  That's when we were a tariff country.  Perhaps the president has drawn his inspiration from 19th century America immediately before the establishment of the federal income tax.

Of course if you know your American history when tariffs were the primary source of federal revenue government was much smaller; federal spending was barely two percent of Gross Domestic Product (GDP).   Nowadays, federal spending is north of 23% of GDP.  It would be impossible to rely on tariffs to meet current spending levels.  Heck, we're already running ginormous annual deficits that are slated to increase further with the passage of recent legislation

Tariffs (sometimes called a duty) are a tax imposed on imported goods and services.  The tariff is not paid by other countries; the US import company is required to pay the tax.  This makes imported goods more expensive to US companies and consumers. Consequently, domestic producers may benefit from reduced competition potentially protecting domestic jobs and industries.  Decreased competition may also result in domestic producers raising their prices as we have seen in the steel industry

In 2024 individual income taxes generated roughly $2.4 trillion in revenue to the government representing nearly half of all federal revenue.  Because tariffs apply to the narrow sector of imported goods they would likely generate only a fraction of that amount resulting in ballooning deficits.

Furthermore, because tariffs apply to imports (as opposed to broad-based income) this would result in a disproportionate economic impacts with industries relying on imported materials or components being hit the hardest.  

Tariffs also increase costs to domestic companies and consumers. 

Conversely, if tariffs replaced the income tax your wages/salary would theoretically become tax-free.  This shift would allow you to keep more of what you make.  Sound appealing?  As a trade policy tool tariffs are probably more effective than as a revenue generator.  

The economic reality is the challenge of replacing income tax revenues with tariffs would require import taxes on a scale of enormity so high as to become disruptive to consumers, business, supply chains, trade relationships and the US dollar.  They won't fix our country's  persistent problem with annual deficits or balance the budget.  The notion of issuing everyone a government check and calling it a tariff rebate is absurd.  Tax the citizenry with import duties and then return a small piece and call it a tariff dividend?  PT Barnum had a term for this so if you have a rational explanation I want to hear it.

Meanwhile, the best summation of this challenge can be found over here at the Tax Foundation.  It's a short read of only a few minutes and worth your while.  

Finally, revenues from import taxes have been growing for months, and the latest data shows that the U.S. has collected $130 billion from them as of August 15.  That is $73.8 billion, or 131.2% more, than the same time last year. But that’s still far short of the $2.4 trillion federal income taxes brought in last year.  The running totals are updated daily and can be found here at the Trump Tariff Income Tracker.  You might want to bookmark this web page so you can follow along.

Bottom line?  The math doesn't work.....


 

Sunday, March 23, 2025

Pump And Dump

On the evening of January 17 president-elect Trump and his family started selling a block chain crypto meme token featuring an image of him lifted from the July assassination attempt.  

Disclosed mere days before his second inauguration this venture is the latest in a long line of hustles to monetize his followers and enrich his family.  It is yet another sign that the Trumps will take every opportunity in his second term to push the edge of the self-dealing envelope. 
The Trump meme coin is his latest and likely most successful yet.  

You're likely wondering why the President is laughing all the way to the bank.

photo credit - Al Jazeera

That's because if you borrowed against your 401K, mortgaged your home, cashed-in all your frumpy, dumpy, boring stocks, bonds and mutual funds and purchased as many Trump meme coins as you could get your hands-on there's a possibility you made a killing.  As well, there is a possibility your got your ass kicked.  Further evidence that PT Barnum was prescient.  

Only moments following the president-elect posting on his social media account that his family had issued a crypto currency named $Trump a trade was placed.  In the amount of $1,096,109, from a crypto wallet with a unique identification code beginning with 6QSc2Cx, someone acquired a boatload of the Trump tokens - 5,971,750 to be exact - at the opening price of 18 cents apiece.  This launched a run up in the price of $Trump that would swell to $75 a token.

With a balance of only 25 tokens remaining this anonymous trader pocketed as much a $109 million according to an analysis performed for The New York Times.

The front-end profits for the unidentified early traders, including possibly some from China, was at the expense of the much larger number of schmucks late to the game who lost more than $2 billion following the crash of the token's price. 

While trading in the meme coin space is relatively new - what is described in the preceding paragraph is as old as the hills.  In the vernacular of the stock-trading world this is known as Pump and Dump - with early traders pumping-up the price and them dumping their positions as less sophisticated individuals get in late to the game.  Illegal in a regulated market this scam is all to common in the unregulated crypto world. 

It is one thing for the Trump family to profit from crypto trading; it is also worth noting that the President holds executive sway over the relevant federal regulatory world.  Rolling-back victim protections and enforcement is one thing; leaving the fox to guard the hen house is altogether another.  

Coincidentally, only ten days ago The Lever reported that the Trump administration issued a blanket ethics waiver to venture capitalist David Sacks, now the president's special advisor for artificial intelligence and crypto, clearing him to work on regulatory issues directly related to his financial holdings.  The waiver comes a month after President Trump fired the Senate-confirmed director of the Office of Government Ethics - the independent agency responsible for enforcing federal ethics laws. 

'I am granting you a waiver...of any conflict of interest regarding particular matters of general applicability concerning the digital asset industry' - reads the March 5 memo from White House Counsel David Warrington.

The creation of a financial instrument facilitating the transfer of money to the president's family in connection with his office interests me.  The Trump meme coin is ideally suited as a mechanism for, hypothetically-speaking, special interests or a foreign government to influence the President and his family.  

The fact that his office's regulatory actions may now shield or insulate him from both scrutiny and consequences interests me even more.

How about you?

Wednesday, March 12, 2025

Words Of Wisdom

In his 1987 letter to Berkshire Hathaway shareholders, Warren Buffett shared this wisdom...

Ben Graham, my friend and teacher, long ago described the mental attitude toward market fluctuations that I believe to be most conducive to investment success. He said that you should imagine market quotations as coming from a remarkably accommodating fellow named Mr. Market who is your partner in a private business. Without fail, Mr. Market appears daily and names a price at which he will either buy your interest or sell you his.

Even though the business that the two of you own may have economic characteristics that are stable, Mr. Market’s quotations will be anything but. For, sad to say, the poor fellow has incurable emotional problems. At times he feels euphoric and can see only the favorable factors affecting the business. When in that mood, he names a very high buy-sell price because he fears that you will snap up his interest and rob him of imminent gains. At other times he is depressed and can see nothing but trouble ahead for both the business and the world. On these occasions, he will name a very low price, since he is terrified that you will unload your interest on him.

Mr. Market has another endearing characteristic: He doesn’t mind being ignored. If his quotation is uninteresting to you today, he will be back with a new one tomorrow. Transactions are strictly at your option. Under these conditions, the more manic-depressive his behavior, the better for you.

But, like Cinderella at the ball, you must heed one warning or everything will turn into pumpkins and mice: Mr. Market is there to serve you, not to guide you. It is his pocketbook, not his wisdom, that you will find useful. If he shows up some day in a particularly foolish mood, you are free to either ignore him or to take advantage of him, but it will be disastrous if you fall under his influence. Indeed, if you aren’t certain that you understand and can value your business far better than Mr. Market, you don’t belong in the game. As they say in poker, “If you’ve been in the game 30 minutes and you don’t know who the patsy is, you’re the patsy.”

Monday, January 20, 2025

The Grift

Last Friday evening president-elect Trump and his family started selling a block chain crypto meme token featuring an image of him lifted from the July assassination attempt.  


Added to a long line of steaks, burgers, foot long wieners, chocolate, water, ice, beer, vitamins, wine, vodka, board games, video games, more than a half-dozen books, hats, mugs, key chains, travel booking, energy drinks, office furniture, women and menswear, flags, bar ware, life size cardboard cutouts, watches, perfumes, colognes, sneakers, bibles, digital trading cards and unsigned guitars.
 

The Trump meme coin is his latest merch push and really raises the bar.

Disclosed mere days before his second inauguration this venture is the latest in a long line of hustles to monetize his followers and enrich his family.  It is yet another sign that the Trumps will take every opportunity in his second term to push the edge of the self-dealing envelope.

The $Trump token is being sold thru CIC Digital LLC an affiliate of the Trump Organization pitching the slogan: Join the Trump community!  This is history in the making!

Accompanied by multiple disclaimers disavowing anything to do with any political campaign, political office or government agency the website says that the Trump meme tokens are for entertainment purposes only, are not intended to be seen as an investment opportunity, investment contract, or security of any type. They are expected to function as an expression of support for and engagement with the ideals and beliefs embodied by the symbol $TRUMP.  In a pitch promoting the meme token, Trump told his supporters to; Have Fun!

Eric Trump had this to say; I am extremely proud of what we continue to accomplish in crypto.  $Trump is currently the hottest digital meme on earth.  This is just the beginning.

Trump tokens are not currency, they are not backed by anything tangible, they have no intrinsic value.  Unlike Bitcoin and Ethereum Tesla won't accept them for the purchase of a vehicle and cartels and crime syndicates won't take them in trade either.  Commonly, these coin tokens have been created as a joke inspired by internet memes and animal cartoons.  Next to worthless, they're  traded as a hobby.  In this instance, 80% of the coin tokens are controlled by the Trump organization while 20% have been offered for sale to the public.  You tell me who is The House and who is The Mark?

Attracted by the lure of easy wealth by means of a  pyramid scheme,  Trump business opportunity, trading of these meme coins on cryptocurrency markets began on Saturday immediately driving up the value of Trump tokens.  

Not surprisingly, the creation of a financial instrument facilitating the transfer money to the president's family in connection with his office has ethics lawyers pulling their hair out.  

It's also caught the attention of the crypto world with some in the crypto industry criticizing the token.  Nick Tomaino, crypto venture capitalist and former executive at Coinbase, wrote on social media; Trump owning 80% and timing launch hours before inauguration is predatory and many will likely get hurt by it.

Just between you and me I think the Trump meme coin could also be a mechanism for special interests and foreign governments to engage in influence peddling with the in-coming president.  But I digress.  

I'd be willing to bet that a few of you reading this post would tell me to my face I'm full of beans and simply meddling in another wildly successful Trump business enterprise.  I disagree about the matter of meddling as I happen to place a high value on free will.  A fool and his money are soon parted after all.

A challenge to my detractors:  If you embrace the veracity of this opportunity you might consider mortgaging your home or cashing-in all your frumpy, dumpy, boring stocks, bonds and mutual funds and purchase as many Trump meme coins as you can get your hands-on.  

What's that you say?  

You want to sit it out?

I thought so.

Saturday, August 31, 2024

Fact Checking

From the FB cesspool of lazy economic thought there is this click bait making the rounds of the most fervent of my MAGA pals.....


 

Her unrealized TAX isn’t only applicable to your home. It’s applicable to any asset you own.
Car
Guns
Furniture
Jewelry
Art
Pensions
Stocks
Land and one of the biggest ones of them all 401K’s!

 

 

 

This precious nugget (likely the work of a Russian or Chinese Troll Farm) is hilarious. Thanks for bringing a grin to the face of this recovering financial guy.

It is important to note that, as always, major tax proposals like this face significant hurdles to becoming law.  Even if Harris becomes President of the United States, any major tax changes that might impact entrepreneurship and venture capitalism would require congressional approval.  Considering the deep divide in Congress the likelihood of a controversial proposal such as a tax on unrealized gains has an exceedingly low probability of passing into law.

So, aside from the fact that capital gains tax treatment does not apply to pensions, 401ks, IRAs and other retirement plans this presupposes the following:

Kamala Harris wins the Presidency.

The democrats win the House.

The democrats win the Senate.

The proposed legislation passes the House and Senate without any modification or mark-ups.

And President Harris signs it into law.

So, before my Face Book friends pee their pants over this; this is what it looks-like.  (Edited for brevity):  

  • It applies only to individuals with at least $100 million in wealth (.01% of the population) who do not pay at least a 25% tax rate on their income (inclusive of unrealized capital gains). Payments can be spread out over subsequent years.    
  • Within that $100 million club, you'd only pay taxes on unrealized capital gains if at least 80% of your wealth is in liquid assets such as stocks, bonds and crypto currencies; not shares of privately-held business or real estate.  One caveat for this illiquid group is that there would be a deferred tax of up to 10% on unrealized capital gains upon exit.
  • In short, it would not apply to middle-income Americans like you and me. Or most startup founders or investors.  If I had to hazard a guess, it singles-out top hedge fund managers.
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No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people.
 
- H.L.Mencken


Monday, June 24, 2024

The Great Hornswoggle

I recently returned from a perfectly enjoyable family vacation in the United Kingdom 
And I brought these curious polling statistics back with me to share:

  • 55% of Americans believe the economy is in recession; when factually Gross Domestic Product (GDP) is growing and our economic reality is the envy of the rest of the world.
  • 49% believe that unemployment is at record levels; when factually it is at a 50-year record low.
  • 49% think the stock market is down; when factually it is (as of the publication date of this post) at record highs.

This is real world stuff.  And if this polling is believable who knew that this thinking is so pervasive and Americans so persuadable to believe otherwise. 

When an individual is susceptible and acquiescent to embrace fallacious disinformation; 19th century American showman PT Barnum had a useful descriptor for the phenomena.  Follow this link at The Guardian to learn more.

Monday, December 4, 2023

Big Ticket Fast Food

Yesterday I published some of musings centering-upon the inexplicable dichotomy of spending behavior and the economic outlook of American consumers.  A puzzling difference in perception versus reality.  Today I'll take one more swing at the subject and how erroneous information plays a role.

A year ago some dude visited a McDonald's in the town of Post Falls, Idaho and ordered a specialty double quarter pounder, large fries and a large soft drink.  The heart attack in a paper bag set him back $16.10.  Naturally, the millennial posted the receipt on TicTok

Inasmuch as millennials obtain much of their news and valuable information on TicTok the video went viral.  Following a brief hiatus the video has returned from the grave following the release of a quarterly revenue report by McDonald's.  Naturally the tabloids, conservative media sites and social media in general are peddling a narrative of inflation spreading like a raging wildfire including the myth that a Big Mac now costs almost $20.  This fast food price debacle is all a consequence of Biden's hamfisted mismanagement of the economy.  Yes, it is his damn fault.

I'm smart enough to know that the Idaho dude's Highly Caloric Happy Meal was a limited edition double quarter pounder "smokey" BLT novelty item with large fries and a large Sprite.  $16 just so happens to be the price of admission.  

This is a Big Mac

A modicum of searching reveals that the national average price of a Big Mac is $5.58; up from $4.89 or 69 cents since Biden arrived at the drive thru.  That's an increase of about 10 percent, a completely different menu item and nowhere close to $16.  The most expensive Big Mac can be found in Switzerland.  But I digress.

McDonald's is a vast multinational business that constitutes the largest fast food restaurant chain on the planet.  They serve more than 69 million customers every day in more than 100 countries from more than 40,275 outlets.  Employing 1.7 million McDonald's is the second largest employer in the United States.  Only Walmart employs more people.

I happen to believe that they have the pricing and marketing of burgers figured-out better than anyone.  For the love of God and all that is holy, the president of the United States does not set the price of a Big Mac any more than a gallon of gasoline.  Sheesh.

In closing I wish to share three relevant observations: 

  • TicTok is a waste of valuable bandwidth.  It allows Communist Red China to spy on you and steal your data.  Use it at your own peril.
  • McDonald's reported a third quarter revenue increase of 14%.  As a result, its net income soared by 17 percent to $2.3 billion.  That is called capitalism, folks.  And largely explains why I am a shareholder. 
  • If you rely on the social media cesspool for your economic data you may be a moron.

Sunday, September 24, 2023

A Little Bit Slutty and A Little Bit Nutty

Fresh on the heels of her vaping, groping, crotch grabbing and general bad behavior that got her thrown out of a Denver theater, Representative Lauren Boebert (R-CO) has been outed by the Fact-Checkers over at The Washington Post over a wacky claim about payments to undocumented immigrants - which also happens to be almost a couple of decades old and irrelevant to the US.  According to Boebert:

Biden is giving each illegal family $2,200 per month plus a free plane ticket and free medical care.  If you come to this country illegally, you get everything handed to you on a silver platter.  If you're a struggling American citizen, you get nothing.  You actually just subsidize this foolishness

Of course all of this is made-up.  Under US law, documented migrants who have made a valid and successful claim to have fled persecution or war receive a one-time payment of $2,375, of which $1,275 may be used for critical direct assistance such as rent, food, clothing and furnishings.  That's it.  If you are undocumented you get nothing.

As it turns out, variations of this hoax have been circulating on social media for more than seventeen years; originating with immigrant policy in Canada.

Alas, this is what passes for intelligentsia in the GOP nowadays.  I suppose if you are a little bit slutty, being a little bit nutty gets you more clicks and a thumbs-up amongst the performative politics crowd.

Wednesday, April 19, 2023

Big Money

Further evidence that a bad deal is better than a good lawsuit any day of the week. 

Predictably, the lawyers for both sides had to weigh the present value of $787.5 million in hand against the prospect of a bigger number 3 to 5 years down the road. And after navigating the appeals and delays. 

Jury trials are always risky, especially in the midst of all the disinformation, delusion, and division. Smart decision.

Oooh. It is far from over too. Dominion is suing Newsmax and OAN, along with the MyPillow guy, Mike Lindell, Overstock.com founder Patrick Byrne, Rudy Giuliani, and Sidney Powell.

And Smartmatic still has a multi-billion dollar suit pending against Fox News. Dominion's litigation exposed some of the misconduct and damage caused by Fox's disinformation campaign, the company said yesterday. Smartmatic will expose the rest.

Stay-tuned.  The Big Lie is the gift that keeps on giving.....

 

Sunday, April 2, 2023

Sunday Morning Wall Of Worry

Well then - I've been all over the island.  By myself.  If there were a beast I'd have seen it.  Be frightened because you're like that - but there is no beast in the forest.

What I mean is - maybe it's only us.

- Lord Of The Flies 

 

According to some of my friends on the far right my world is a scary and dangerous place. 

Take this for example.  Countless thousands upon thousands, upon thousands of undocumented immigrants pour over the border every week.  Nobody is there to stop them.  Nobody.  There are no gates, no guards and the border is wide open.  There are no legitimate refugees.  Pouring across our gateless border are countless hordes of rapists, murderers, thieves and prison inmates.  Every last one of them is bringing fentanyl.  I must be afraid.  Very afraid.

There is Critical Race Theory.  I am told it is in every school.  Yup, small children are brainwashed by the dark forces of the left.  This is a fact.  It is pervasive.  One more reason to be afraid.  Or at least sorta paranoid.

Vaccinations are gonna get me.  If I am lucky enough to not die from receiving a vaccine I will be seriously or permanently debilitated by the side effects.  I am counseled to ignore the advice of my doctor.  Best to obtain health guidance from reputable social media sources like Face Book.

And just about the time I get over my jet lag I am told that my world is woke.  Corporate America is woke.  All of government is woke.  The schools are woke. Law enforcement is woke. The military is woke.  Colleges and universities are woke.  Everything has become woke.  Repeat after me:  Woke, Woke, Woke!  

On top of all of this, leftists are gonna hunt me down, round me up and confine me to a dystopian Marxist reeducation camp. This sinister plot is authentic.  The camps have already been constructed and something to be very afraid-of.  VERY AFRAID.

 

Whoa!  

Did I fail to get the memo?  Is all of this craziness a THING nowadays? 

Indulge this blogger while I spread a wee bit of reality check.  

Critical Race Theory isn't taught in any of the K-12 schools where I live.  Not a single one.  Public or private.  No child is being groomed to become transgender.  There are no litter boxes in the preschool or kindergarten classrooms for children who identify as cats.  

I've been vaxxed and boosted for everything from diphtheria,  pneumonia, pertussis, shingles, Lyme, tetanus, polio, smallpox, Covid and more strains of influenza than I can count.  I have lived to tell the tale; although I likely have more microchips floating in my bloodstream than you.  That's a joke; get over it.

I purchase spices from Penzeys and paper goods manufactured by Koch Brother industries.    All of this blather about woke is rubbish.  Political correctness is for cowards and the gullible.

In three decades I haven't gotten a photo of a socialist or a radical leftist on my trail cameras - i figure my abduction and imminent internment is someone's delusional and fallacious fantasy.

To be clear, I worry more about slipping on the ice than all of the lame culture war bullshit that some moron tweets or am subjected-to on social media.   Seriously,  who the heck dreams-up this foolishness?  And what sort of personality believes any of it?

The only serious subject in all of this is immigration and the undocumented.  It's a big deal and eminently worthy of reform and modernization. I'm not afraid of it - I simply want to see it fixed instead of being wielded as a cudgel by Dems and Repubs to keep their respective bases in a constant state of turgid arousal.  

Speaking of immigration; last month, having just boarded and taken my seat, I was witness to armed officers (with dogs) from Immigration and Border Control hustle several passengers (along with their personal stuff) off my international flight to Brussels, Belgium.  Looks to me like they're doing their job and enforcing the law. 

My conclusion?  Humping the burden of fear and worry over mostly imaginary grievances doesn't work for this voter.  Maybe it works with a certain segment of the population but not for the Big Fat Middle. We're not falling for this thin soup that masquerades as an election platform.  What a waste of valuable bandwidth.

Let me give those on the far right some advice.  Free advice too.  Substance and veracity is gold, folks.  If you want to win hearts and minds consider giving it a try.  Or continue to lose elections at your own peril......

 

BOO!

Wednesday, December 28, 2022

Greenwashing

The process of conveying a false impression or providing misleading information about how something is more environmentally sound. Greenwashing is considered an unsubstantiated claim intended to deceive someone into believing that a product, plan or decision is environmentally friendly.

I have blogged about this subject before.

Now it seems the United Nations is getting-in on the game and is scolding businesses to stop greenwashing.

Between you and me I don't happen to think this falls within the bailiwick of the UN to become the world's Eco-Nanny.

Nevertheless, it is becoming clearer to me that appearances are important and if gullible individuals are going to believe that a corporation with a big, filthy-dirty carbon footprint has all of a sudden gone green then I suppose that gullible people are free to be suckers.  I'm not falling for it.  PT Barnum had a term for this.

Anyway, you read more about the snit over this here.

You're welcome. 

 

Sunday, June 19, 2022

Idol Worship

I recall a time when people were getting a chuckle over people who considered Barack Obama their Messiah.  

And then there was four years when people got a good belly laugh over large numbers of people who consider Donald Trump their Messiah.

Joe Biden is the POTUS and he's a practicing Roman Catholic.  If you've ever been in a Catholic church you will note they have statues of saints, Mary, Joseph, Jesus and more all over the place.  Some call that idolatry.  So I suppose he has his own flock of messianic followers.

I have no recollection of this Messiah phenomenon occurring with Presidents Bush (both of them) or Clinton. Moreover, once you have left the White House it seems any false prophet Messiah worship stops.  The Ju-Ju dissipated after vacating the White House.

The exception to this is the persistent Messianic following the former guy seems to have garnered that is manifested on Face Book.  I have friends that post stuff like this:


Donald Trump never struck me as a particularly devout individual or even seriously religious.  Several years ago an evangelical minister explained this phenomena to me and I wish I had written it down.  

What I recall from his rather clinical explanation and understanding of it was that it had much to do with a belief among evangelical Christians about their place in American culture being threatened or replaced (displaced).  Combine that with generalized resentment and grievance over Washington's history of turning a deaf ear to cultural differences.  Trump's nationalism, and positions on immigration, on torture, on gun control, on Black Lives Matter and police brutality — they all line up pretty closely with their own.  These are their values, and Trump represents them.  With a bit of badass masculinity for good measure. Trump's disregard for most of the Commandments on a daily basis doesn't count for much.  I still struggle to understand that dynamic.  But I digress.

I puzzle over the people who sure seem to be easily influenced by these Messiahs that walk among us.  Not a single one of them can cure lepers, raise the dead, turn water into wine or walk on water.  Bereft of WWJD it's largely showmanship and fakery.  Slim pickings they are for the second-coming. 

My conclusion is that a significant number of my countrymen - from the left and right fringes - are just garden-variety idolaters.

PT Barnum had a saying for this..... 

 

Thursday, May 19, 2022

The Great Replacement

The Great Replacement, also known as the replacement theory, is a white nationalist far-right conspiracy theory, disseminated by French author Renaud Camus. Nowadays racist conspirators will tell you that Joe Biden is intentionally trying to replace the population with people imported here from the third world.  Not only will this dilute white culture it will also influence the outcome of elections.  Somehow these imported, dark-skinned people will immediately become citizens, eligible to vote and replace hundreds of years of your culture overnight.  It is like magic.  But I digress.

But as conservatives once understood, ideas can have consequences; and poisonous demagoguery can have bad outcomes.  This Great Replacement Theory has been cited by several mass shooters since 2018.  This includes Robert Bowers who has been charged in the killing of eleven people at the Tree of Life Synagogue in Pittsburgh.  Patrick Crusius killed twenty three people in El Paso and John Earnest murdered one and injured three others at a California synagogue.  And now, in Buffalo, where the killer issued a 180-page manifesto that echoes previous killers and embraces the Replacement Theory.  

A number of Republican politicians, including Rep. Matt Gaetz (Fla.), Rep. Scott Perry (Pa.) and my own Sen. Ron Johnson (Wis.), have openly espoused the great replacement theory too. 

Remarkably, only a few hours after the Buffalo shooting, Arizona Senate candidate Blake Masters (R) posted a video advancing the crazy hypothesis that the Democrats want open borders so they can bring in and amnesty tens of millions of illegal aliens — that’s their electoral strategy.  Apparently he missed the part that only legal immigrants that attain citizenship can vote. 

No one, however, has done as much to bring the Replacement Theory into the heart of our political culture as Tucker Carlson. 

The fact of this matter is that there is no evidence, whatsoever, of individuals from overseas being imported en mass to make our population more brown or to sway domestic elections.  Moreover, Carlson didn't pull the trigger at the Buffalo mass shooting.

Tucker Carlson laughs all the way to the bank when he provokes the left with this bullshit.  The problem is that MAGA world believes it and returns for a double helping.  Nearly half of all Republicans believe that there is a plot to “replace” native-born Americans with immigrants.

Rational individuals don't fall for this.  Sane and decent individuals distance themselves from this race-baiting nonsense.

The responsibility for the murders in Buffalo lies with the murderer himself and the “blood on their hands” crowd needs to keep that in mind.  Carlson may be poisoning minds but he's not inciting violence. 

How'd the GOP get so nutty in my lifetime?


Thursday, April 14, 2022

Darwin Awards

Russian soldiers invading Ukraine spent weeks in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone, digging trenches and bunkers in one of the most toxic places on earth, seemingly without concern for their own safety.
 
Russian Checkpoint - Exclusion Zone   Photo New York Times
 
As reported in the New York Times - as the staging ground for an assault on the Ukrainian capital of Kyiv, the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone, one of the most toxic places on earth, was probably not the best choice. But that did not seem to bother the Russian generals who took over the site in the early stages of the war.  The Russian war criminals dug it up anyway.

We told them not to do it, that it was dangerous, but they ignored us,” Valeriy Simyonov, the chief safety engineer for the Chernobyl nuclear site, said in an interview.

Apparently undeterred by safety concerns, the Russian forces tramped about the grounds with bulldozers and tanks, digging trenches and bunkers — and exposing themselves to potentially harmful doses of radiation lingering beneath the surface.

As the assault on Kyiv collapsed and the Russians fled their toxic accommodations in retreat the imbeciles looted and sacked the place for radiated souvenirs. 

These goobers are angling for first place in the 2022 Darwin Awards.
 

 

Tuesday, April 12, 2022

Tucker Rhymes With?

Answer:  Sucker.

The thing about the Trump-Putin wing of the GOP is that the supply of material is virtually endless.

These Kremlin apologists have their noses so far up the back sides of Trump and Putin it isn't funny.

Not that it was funny from the get-go.

I'd never put my nose there.  Gross!  Of course, I haven't demonstrated anywhere near sufficient obeisance, fealty and humiliation before the Orange God King either.  I don't worship false idols.  But I digress.

Consider this...

I think we should probably take the side of Russia, if we have to choose between Russia and Ukraine.

Tucker Carlson, FOX News
December 2019  ·  Quote Source 
 
Yeah.  Old quote, old news.  Yet just like Donald Trump he hasn't changed his tune either.
 
This guy is nothing more than a tired, Russian propaganda mouthpiece.  Putin's useful idiot.
 
The rapes at gunpoint, murder of civilian noncombatants, looting and other war crimes have made it more cumbersome to self-identify with the Trump-Putin wing of the GOP.  Nevertheless, there is no shortage of Republicans who feel an affinity for the Russian president.
 
It's a crazy, mixed-up world for sure.
 
And it isn't the GOP I used to included-in.

 

 

Thursday, March 31, 2022

Watch Your Back Tomorrow

The history of April Fool's Day - or All Fool's Day - is uncertain and is the subject of no small measure of dispute.  Some attribute it to a chapter contained in Chaucer's Canterbury Tales where a vain cock is tricked by a sly fox with the date March 32 (April 1).  Another theory is that its origins can be traced 1582 in France with the adoption of the Gregorian calendar under Charles IX.   Heretofore, most Europeans celebrated the new year from March 25 - April 1 and the new calendar moved it to January 1.

News traveled slowly in those days and some people were only informed of the change after several years had passed.  Still others, who were more rebellious, refused to acknowledge the change and continued to celebrate on the last day of the former celebration - April 1.

These people were labeled 'fools' by the elites of the time and were the object of ridicule.  They were sent on fool errands including invitations to nonexistent parties along with other practical jokes. The butts of these pranks became known as a poisson d'avril (translation: April fish) as it is young and naive fish that are easily caught.  A common prank was to hook a paper fish on the back of someone's garments as a joke.

This harassment evolved over time and the custom of prank-playing persisted on the first day of April. This tradition eventually spread to Britain and Scotland in the 18th century and was introduced to the American colonies by the English and the French.  Because of this spread to other countries, April Fool's Day has taken on a decidedly international flavor with each country celebrating the holiday in its own peculiar fashion.

In 1996 the Taco Bell Corporation announced it had purchased the Liberty Bell and was renaming it the Taco Liberty Bell.  Hundreds of infuriated citizens called the National Historic Park in Philadelphia where the bell was housed to voice their righteous indignation over this corporate outrage. Their nerves were only calmed when Taco Bell revealed, a few hours later, that it was all a practical joke. The best line of the day came when White House press secretary Mike McCurry was asked about the sale. Thinking on his feet, he responded that the Lincoln Memorial had also been sold as well. McCurry claimed:  It will now be known as the Ford Lincoln Mercury Memorial. 

Keep your wits about yourself.

Learn more about the best April Fool Pranks here
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Thursday, January 13, 2022

The Big Con

The anniversary of the January 6th riot and breach of the US Capitol has come and gone.  And it has been interesting to me to witness the extent to which obedient adherents have been twisting themselves into knots to downplay and gaslight their ever-evolving version of the event.   
 
Seriously, what’s the point?

Would you publicly announce to anyone willing to listen that the riot (I do not use the term insurrection) which unfolded on January 6, 2021 was righteous and noble? 

Of course not.  And that's because most of us do not break the law (law abiding), know the difference between right and wrong (moral and ethical) and are not easily swayed by a mob (principled).

The reality of the matter is the consequences to participation in the riot and capitol breach range everywhere from a simple dismissal of charges or a ticket for trespassing, to significant prison time; with everything in-between.  That is because the participants range everywhere from ordinary people that got caught-up in the moment to hardcore agitators who conspired and planned to show up in tactical ballistic kit with bear spray and zip ties. 

Hundreds upon hundreds of individuals have incurred thousands upon thousands of dollars in legal expenses.  Many of them now have a misdemeanor or a felony conviction on their  record.  Fines and prison sentences have been imposed.  Some remain in jail pending trial.  Lives, relationships and career prospects have been seriously messed-up.  Permanently ruined perhaps.  Some are likely genuinely remorseful and would tell you they regret their involvement; that there was an abundance of stupid and bad judgement on that day.
 
And like any gangster the hardcore gonna remain unrepentant.  They belong in prison.

Rule #1 - If someone hosts a riot, run the opposite direction. 

In closing, am I the sole observer of the fact that none of the people at the top (Trump, Giuliani, Brooks, et.al.) who egged-on, riled-up and otherwise set the table for the crowd has stepped forward to remedy any of the legal or financial consequences these people have suffered?
 
Nope.

It’s the ultimate con. 

 

Tuesday, November 16, 2021

Let's Go Brandon

It’s perfectly OK to disagree with Joe Biden’s politics.  Or even dislike the man.  Everyone is entitled to an opinion and a belief system - political and otherwise.  Heck, Uncle Joe may even go down in history as a failed president. 

All of that aside, I encountered this when I ran an errand the other day.  It is obvious to the casual observer that the individual who hung these on their porch considers it a bold expression of their First Amendment rights.  

Congress shall make no law... abridging freedom of speech.

We all have a constitutional right to say bad things about whoever is the occupant of the White House.

Nevertheless, the owner of these banners is not a patriot and hopefully doesn't have children or grandchildren.

Let's be clear- I have a rather thick skin when it comes to matters that might irritate anybody's delicate sensibilities. 
 
If you want to say F*** you to the current guy; or the former guy, have at it.  You won't be the first and you won't be the last.  It's a free country.  What makes America great is we have the right to say bad things about the President.  In the interest of full disclosure I have told any number of lame politicians to F*** off over my lifetime.  
 
However, in the privacy of my own personal space - not with a dishonorable banner hanging on my porch.  
 
I consider this display of opinion ineffective on two levels.  
 
First, it is a desecration of the flag and consequently it dishonors the women and men that laid-down their lives or otherwise served to defend and uphold the values and ideals represented by the flag of this great nation.  Alas, in a world where it is acceptable behavior to grab someone’s mother, wife, daughter or granddaughter by the pussy perhaps this is what now passes as patriotism.  I think it is crass.
 
When you superimpose our flag with the F-BOMB and pass-it-off as some sort of smart-ass patriotic expression you lose anybody that has a normal view of right from wrong and what is righteous and noble about what this country stands-for.

Second, when you flaunt your tasteless desecration in public for the consumption and questioning of young and impressionable children you are setting a bad example.  
 
Is this what we want our children to model in their formative behavior? 
 
If you want to desecrate the flag keep it in your own personal living space for you and your friends to get-off.  Flaunting it in public doesn't work.
 
And the simple reason is that normal people aren't going to take you seriously and nobody places any value on bad manners and poor role models.  

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There is a population of conservative, center-right and independent-minded voters who place a high value on facts and the truth. Marginalized because they do not demonstrate sufficient fealty and obeisance to the former guy - exile is their cross to bear.

 

Monday, October 11, 2021

Voodoo Economics

If your lord and savior is the former guy read no further as this post may possibly upset you. Which is not my intent. As it is, I’m likely going to be derided as an elitist by certain of my friends anyway.  Nevertheless, this real-life illustration of magical economic thought is worthy of sharing.

 

It is not fake.

 

For some people this is their belief system. Economic and otherwise.

 

This conversation took place last weekend in the context of an economic discussion on a closed Facebook group.  It began with my supposition that the current economic picture (by most metrics) put the economy on-par with where it stood pre-pandemic.  Sure, I know it’s behind in some areas and ahead in others - but for the stuff that really matters basically par for the course. 

Heretofore I made no mention-of, or couched anything I posted in a political context. I was just sticking with the data. It did not take long for the worm to turn.  


To set the stage, a commentator had previously advanced the notion that the former guy’s economy was the best ever in all of history.  Naturally, this is a subjective conclusion. I did not challenge it as the pre-pandemic economy under the former guy was in-fact doing swell. Between you and me this blogger was enjoying the ride.  

 

Nevertheless, I suggested that if something is held-out as the best in history - as bold a conclusion as that should be supported by data.

 

Alas, the commentator reached for a bridge too far adding (without any supporting evidence) that under the former guy's administration gasoline had also fallen to $.99 a gallon.


Said commentator lives in Sturgeon Bay and I live close-by.  I should think that I would have taken notice of 99 cent gasoline in 2020.  But I digress.

I did point-out that when the economy cratered in early 2020 the price of crude oil plummeted as global travel dried-up.  Gasoline prices tracked downward as expected.  Not likely to $.99/gal - but prices did fall considerably.


To which the commentator suggested that it was the former guy who negotiated cheap crude oil prices thereby keeping gasoline prices low for all of us.


So there you have it. What I learned about supply-demand pricing of fungible commodities is of little utility.  All you have to do is simply negotiate a lower price for a globally-traded commodity such as crude oil - and voilà - $1.50 gasoline.  Presumably, that is the price at the pump so state and federal taxes are included.  All-in the actual refinery price is  much lower.


I suppose with Apple Inc. trading in the neighborhood of $143 a share (NASDAQ: AAPL) the former guy should be able to negotiate for us a cheap double digit price around $72 a share?  

 

Just kidding. You readers are smarter than that. You know I'm being snarky.

 

But on a serious note it is clear to me that in some circles the belief system is dismissive of labyrinthine and complicated financial markets. An article of faith suggesting that only a single key individual's negotiating skills is all that is needed is easier to digest. And just like magic - low commodity prices materialize. As a recovering financial guy I have to wonder how the commentator (above) navigates saving and planning for retirement. And $3.00+ gasoline. 

 

This is a head-scratcher for sure.


I'll spare you readers the rest of the painful discussion thread. When pressed for supporting evidence only argumentative opinions were forthcoming and the comments basically ended with the accusation that I was a Biden supporter.  That, my friends, is an intellectual cop-out. A lame deflection used by someone bereft of facts.

 

Nonetheless, it was a fascinating thought exercise while it lasted - concluded with lazy thinking.  

 

The late great PT Barnum had a term for those who embrace such belief systems.

 

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There is a population of conservative, center-right and independent-minded voters who place a high value on facts and the truth. Marginalized because they do not demonstrate sufficient fealty and obeisance to the former guy - exile is their cross to bear.