Put Down the Submarine and Raise Your Hands Slowly

A federal judge in Minnesota today ordered Trevor G. Cook jailed for failing to surrender more than $35 million in assets.

Specifically, the judge in the case wants Mr. Cook, a self-styled money manager charged in an alleged $190 million foreign currency trading scheme, to surrender $27 million located in offshore accounts, a BMW and two Lexus automobiles, a submarine, a houseboat, a collection of expensive watches, a collection of Fabergé eggs, Bon Jovi concert tickets and $670,000 in cash.

Yes.

A submarine.