Friday, February 3, 2023

Friday Music

The lyrics were troubling and risqué for the time for their inclusion in a rock song that heretofore did not make reference to transgender individuals, oral sex and prostitution.

I always thought it would be kinda fun to introduce people to characters they maybe hadn't met before, or hadn't wanted to meet - said the songwriter/performer.

Released on his second solo album Transformer in 1972 this song became a worldwide hit with the single peaking at #16 on the Billboard Hot 100 in early 1973.

Not a video today. 

Just a terrific live recording.

Lou Reed - Live in Hempstead New York, 26th December 1972 and Walk on the Wild Side……. 

Thursday, February 2, 2023

Never Grab a Groundhog

Groundhog Day is a big event every year on this day over in Gobblers Knob, Pennsylvania.
Someone provokes a hibernating woodchuck named Punxsutawney Phil to come out of his hole and predict the arrival of spring.

Even I can do that.  Provoked by the alarm clock I crawled out of a perfectly warm bed this morning at 5:30 AM, poured myself a steaming cuppa joe and let the dog out to pee.  It was snowing.  I therefore concluded more winter before the arrival of spring.

The man in the picture is a fool.  You should never grab a groundhog - especially if you are going to wave it around in the air over your head.

From the Algonquian wuchak - also known as the whistle pig - Marmota monax belongs to the vast squirrel family. They are big rodents.

They are also sinister-looking with their small ears, beady black eyes and very sharp teeth to go with all of their claws.  I wouldn’t grab a groundhog any sooner than I'd make a grab for a beaver or a porcupine. They are all much too dangerous.

Trust me.  I know this.

I have had to deal with multiple critters infestations under my barn. This includes everything from bunnies, to raccoons to kittens.  One year I had a groundhog.  And that bugger was burrowing furiously.

Groundhogs are well adapted miners.  They have short but powerful legs and very sharp claws.  They are capable of excavating hundreds of pounds of dirt.   And this fella was chucking enough dirt that it wouldn’t be long before he seriously undermined the structural integrity of the barn foundation.

Woodchucks used to be a protected species in Wisconsin.  Nowadays, landowners do not need a hunting or trapping license to trap or kill a groundhog on their own property.  The fore-mentioned critter was from back in the protected era and not wanting to draw the unneeded attention of the local game warden I opted for the old reliable method.

Mothballs.

I poured a box of mothballs down the woodchuck’s hole.  Oh sure, your barn will smell like grandma for a while but critters cannot stand mothballs.  And it worked almost immediately for me.

I was puttering in the machine shed when old Phil (smelling strangely of naphthalene) waddled his way into the shed and gave me the hairy eyeball.  He was not happy.  Actually, he was angry to the point of provocation because he reared-up on his hind legs and gave me a nasty bark.

Taking a machete from the peg board I waved it menacingly and told him to get the heck out of my shed.

He scurried away retreating behind a sheet of plywood leaning against the wall.

I grabbed a garden rake and thrust it in his face.

He snorted and whistled and parried back with his claws.

Claw for claw - back and forth we went. Parry and thrust. I was gaining the upper hand and Phil was losing ground.

Finally forced from the shed he scurried a safe distance from the crazy guy with the rake, turned and gave me a dirty look and waddled-off in the direction of a neighboring farm.

Nasty attitude the groundhog has.

Dangerous too.

 

Wednesday, February 1, 2023

Candlemas

According to the Old Farmer’s Almanac tomorrow is Candlemas – astronomically a Cross-Quarter day.  These days marked the midpoint between a solstice and equinox.  

In the ancient Celtic world this was a High Holy Day that signaled the beginning (not middle) of a season.  The Celts figured out that there were two major divisions - winter (Samhain) which signaled the beginning of the dark half of the year and summer (Beltane) the beginning of the light half of the year.  The English name is derived from the candles that lit that day in churches to celebrate the presentation of the Christ Child in the temple of Jerusalem.

Originally, this day was called Imbolc (lambs’ milk) because the lambing season began. It was also called Brigantia for the Celtic female deity of light, calling attention to the Sun’s being halfway on its advance from the winter solstice to the spring equinox.

Much of this day is grounded in the seasons—estimating how soon spring-like weather will come and when to plant the crops.

It was not held as a good omen if the day itself was bright and sunny, for that foretold snow and frost to continue to the hiring of the laborers 6 weeks later on Lady Day.

If it was cloudy and dark, warmth and rain would thaw out the fields and have them ready for planting.

This brings us to the modern equivalent - Groundhog Day - a survivor of that belief. Though we recognize animal behavior isn’t always the way to judge planting dates, the tradition continues.

Tomorrow is groundhog day and it is always good policy to never grab a groundhog.


Tuesday, January 31, 2023

Blog Milestone

Today's blog post marks a milestone of sorts for the staff here at The Platz.

This is post number 6000 for the old blog.

Measured by bandwidth, that's a lot of hot air.......

Monday, January 30, 2023

Snowbirds


Meet Junco hyemalis - one of the sweetest little birds to share the winter with us is the dark-eyed junco.  You're unlikely to confuse this species with another bird as this member of the sparrow family sports a slate-colored head and back, white belly and pink beak.  Quite distinctive.

These little birds migrate from Canada to winter here in tropical Wisconsin.  All I've ever observed are juncos of the male persuasion and I am told that females do not travel as far south as the boys do.   

They'll readily come to a feeder and it is not unusual to see a flock of them scratching-about on the ground.


They're commonly called Snowbirds.

Sunday, January 29, 2023

Sunday Morning Economics - Debt Ceiling Simplified

It is factual to say the our burgeoning federal debt is a consequence of budget choices made by both Democrats and Republicans.  It has been a bipartisan endeavor to borrow money to finance expanded federal spending, underwrite the indirect costs of tax cuts, maintain social safety nets and expand assistance during recessions.  It is an oversimplification to suggest that growth in spending is the sole domain of Democrats or cutting taxes is the sole domain of Republicans.  

Democrats and Republicans mutually engage in both pursuits.  

Recent history suggests that the largest drivers of our accumulation of debt has been the federal response to the economic downturns of the 2008 financial crisis and the 2020 pandemic crisis.

You may recall that when Obama took office in 2009 he inherited a recession from Bush.  In response, he persuaded Congress to authorize $787 billion in stimulus spending and tax cuts.  Safety-net spending continued at higher levels over the ext few years as the economy slowly rebounded.

After COVID spread across the globe in 2020 leaving floundering economies everywhere in its wake Trump persuaded Congress to authorize a much larger aid package exceeding $3 trillion.

Biden ascended to office in 2021 and signed into law an additional $1.9 trillion in stimulus.

It would be fair to question the efficacy of individual components of all of the foregoing.  Both parties continue their finger-pointing.  And economists disagree amongst themselves.  Nevertheless, there is general agreement that in the face of a serious economic decline federal spending (and its resultant borrowing) to protect citizens, businesses and stimulate the economy is a good thing.

There is also general agreement - amongst economists anyway - that recent inflationary pressures can be laid at the feet of flooding the economy with all of that liquidity.  But I digress.

So, is it a small matter to assign blame to individual parties or administrations for the debt?  Of course not.  Like I said at the outset this is bipartisan.  The deficit increased by roughly $12.7 trillion under the administrations of Bush and Trump.  And an additional $13 trillion under the administrations of Obama and Biden (so-far).

Of course, these are simply the raw numbers and do not account for the deficit impacts of policy decisions that persist for many years after presidents depart.  Nor does it address the fundamental principle of matching spending with revenue.  In years of extraordinary spending demands my own household may exceed its revenue resources.  But subsidizing a lifestyle solely with borrowing is reckless and fraught financial planning. 

The important thing to remember is that we got here largely as a consequence of the actions of the four most recent administrations.  As you witness the current drama remain mindful that any newfound spine for deficit spending is coming from many of the same members of Congress who sat idly by and with nary a whimper raised the debt limit three times while the former guy was in office. 

Sure, they want to blame everything on the current guy.  That is theatrics and politics.  I get it.

I'll conclude this post with an observation and admonition.  Failing to raise the debt limit does nothing to control spending for the simple reason that the money has already been spent.  Getting your undies in a knot for all the stuff they've already bought doesn't do anything to stop Congress from spending the money from the get-go.  It may keep your base in a near-state of constant agitation and near-erotic arousal but when you pick it apart it's conflated virtue-signaling.  Sure, I admit to being raised in a simpler time; but I learned this:

Paying your bills is virtuous.

Playing with dynamite is dangerous.

You're welcome.

And stay-tuned.....

Saturday, January 28, 2023

January Night Sky

Depending-upon where you live the close of the January night sky delivers an occultation.  

On January 30 and 31 the moon and Mars are going to have a close encounter in the early morning hours beginning on the 30th.

This last happened in December; and again the moon will pass in front of the red planet.  Astronomers call this event an occultation.  The moon is said to occult Mars - eclipsing (covering) it.

My location here on the peninsula places me considerably far north to witness the eclipse of Mars by the moon.  Nevertheless, it will be a VERY close encounter.  A near miss....