Woods Wipe

I always ask the guys coming to deer camp to bring some toilet paper.  This maintains the domestic tranquility when The Frau inquires as to where the big bale of double rolls disappear by means of my defecating pals.

They've all returned home today and I found a couple of rolls of this:

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Blaze orange ass-wipe.  The labeling tells me this is for The Poo-Fessional Hunter for When It's Time to Unload.  It's Leafy Soft just Stop Drop and Unroll.

It appears it's available online in either stylish transition cammo or blaze orange.