Tuesday, May 17, 2016

FFBO

FFBO:  Feigned Face Book Outrage. Also known as:  Faux Face Book Outrage.

A disorder characterized by digital tantrums - including the stamping of feet and holding of breath while posting endless screeds and memes relevant to the rage du jour.  

Symptomatic indicators include the expenditure of copious amounts of time and bandwidth including drinking too deeply from the social media punch bowl.  Intoxicated by the kool aid served in the echo chamber of similarly-stricken and tormented friends before too long the victim discovers that they're wound-up so tightly they have to serve an irrelevancy-induced time-out.

The latest feigned hysteria has to do with transgender individuals' bathroom use.  This is apparently a problem of such enormity, depravity and worrisome harm of immediate threat to the collapse of civilization that state legislation must be passed, lawsuits on both sides of the issue have been filed and calls for congressional intervention have been made.  

Reflecting upon this lunacy - it is nothing short of a miracle I have survived to raise a female child to adulthood.

Sheesh. 

You do know that transgender people have existed forever, right?  What bathrooms do you think they've been using?

All of this hysteria is - frankly - hysterically comical. 

North Carolina's anti-LGBT legislation, HB2 - among other things - blocks transgender individuals from using public restrooms assigned to the gender with which they identify.

It would be hysterical to see what would happen if someone who looks like this walked into a ladies bathroom.  Especially a genteel, country club bathroom filled with women of another color.

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Shawn Stinson.

Female-to-male body building champion.

Seriously - hasn't government got better things to do?  Waste of time, money, government resources and bandwidth.

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