Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Chicago Bears.
Q. How do you keep a Chicago Bears player out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts.
Q. What do the Chicago Bears and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make a stadium full of people stand up and yell Jesus Christ.
Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear were in divorce court.
The judge looked down and asked the Baby Bear, So Baby Bear, do you want to live with Daddy Bear?
Oh, no, Baby Bear replied, I don’t want to live with Daddy Bear. He beat me.
Well then, you should live with Mommy Bear, answered the judge.
Oh, no, I don’t want to live with Mommy Bear. She beat me.
Well then, Baby Bear, who do you want to live with?
Baby Bear said, I want to live with the Chicago Bears. They don’t beat anybody!
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