The Honey Wagon

Have you ever noticed the clever names that adorn the septic pump trucks?

Of course, you'd have to have a septic system or drive around a lot to notice this.

The guy that comes every three years to pump out our septic tanks has this stenciled on the tank: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels.

I was in Sturgeon Bay the other day and spied this turd tanker.

On the end was stenciled: Stool Bus.