Wednesday, January 29, 2020

Revisionist History - Trump Style


In a recent CNBC interview from the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland, Donald Trump praised such American inventors and innovators as Elon Musk and Thomas Edison — and suggested that it was an American who invented the wheel.


We have to protect Thomas Edison and we have to protect all of these people that came up with originally the light bulb and the wheel and all of these things, Trump told the interviewer, adding that Musk is one of our very smart people.  He’s also doing the rockets. He likes rockets, Trump said. And he does good at rockets, too, by the way.  Trump added that Musk’s rocket engines come down with no wings, no anything, and they’re landing.


What we know is that the wheel was likely invented around 3,500 B.C. - or approximately 5,500 years ago.  That is 52 centuries prior to the founding of this great nation.  And as a consequence the wheel now resides in the public domain and not covered by patent laws – here or anywhere else.  Sadly, Donald Trump can do nothing to “protect” this technology.


Seriously, you can’t possibly make this shit up.

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