Same Old Shtick

If I were to give some advice to Donald Trump I would suggest that he stick to policy differences between himself and VP Harris.  You know, material like border control and immigration.  The economy.  The Farm Bill.  Possibly reaching out to independent and undecided voters?  Normal policy stuff.  Meandering, off-script, streams of consciousness is bananas.  Of course, nobody listens to me.  Besides, Donald Trump is gonna do what Donald Trump gonna do.  I'm willing to bet he doesn't listen to his own campaign staff.  

(Note to self:  Start a pool on how soon before he fires them)

Meanwhile, more of the same boring, tiresome, worn-out, sour grapes, litany of grievance and victimhood.  Grousing about Biden getting out of the race and lobbing insults about Harris's race, first name and intelligence.  Refreshingly, there is a hilarious mixed-up tale about a helicopter that almost crashed.  And of course, inflation.

Now you have millions and millions of dead people, and you have people dying financially because they can't buy bacon.  They can't buy food.  They can't buy groceries.  They can't do anything.  And they're living horribly in our country right now. 

Millions and millions of dead?  For lack of bacon?  Like I said; bananas.

Then, careening and colliding like a errant billiard ball - the stock market has a hiccup and he's disappointed it didn't result in an economy-ending crash. 

We have a lot of bad things coming up. You could end up in a depression of the 1929 variety; which would have been a devastating thing.  The country is very very sick. You saw it the other day with the stock market crashing.  That was the beginning.  It's gonna get worse.  It's gonna get a lot worse, in my opinion. 

Doom and gloom.  Ordinary people resent someone coming across as rooting for the economy to do poorly.  Nothing aspirational here.  Move along.

Finally, in the spirit of mine is bigger than yours there is the peculiar obsession over crowd sizes; inexplicably picking a fight with the late, great, Martin Luther King, Jr. insisting that the civil rights leader's march on Washington was dwarfed by his January 6th rally.  You know, the rally that immediately preceded the storming of the capital and ensuing riot.

Nobody's spoken to crowds bigger than me.  If you look at Martin Luther King, when he did his speech - same real estate, same everything - we had more.

Now there is the kooky assertion that the a crowd seen at a Harris/Walz rally last week is fake.  A fabrication courtesy of Artificial Intelligence.

photo - New York Times

Has anyone noticed that Kamala CHEATED at the airport?  There was nobody at the plane, and she A.I.'d it, and showed a massive 'crowd' of so-called followers, BUT THEY DIDN'T EXIST!  She was turned in by a maintenance worker at the airport when he noticed the fake crowd picture, but there was nobody there, later confirmed by the reflection of the mirror like finish on the Vice Presidential Plane.

She's a CHEATER!

Some of you might be thinking Trump is having a breakdown or possibly gone mental.  Not me.  This baloney sucks all of the oxygen out of the room and keeps him in the media spotlight.  Furthermore, it's just one more piece of a developing back-up plan. The 'tell' is this phrase:  

She's a CHEATER!  

Trump may be crazy; but crazy like a fox.  It's never too early to be laying the groundwork for denying an election loss.  There again, that too is more of the same old shtick.

We got a game-on, people.  So, hop on the Trump Train with me.  I guarantee you the ride to November will be unpredictably entertaining.