Seduction

I stumbled-across this blast from the past - sixty years ago to be exact. 

Growing-up my pop had a tube of this stuff on hand.  And I got to use a dab on school picture day!

According to this ad - Brylcreem can get men wanted, or unwanted, harassment from young ladies. If you do not follow directions, and you use TWO dabs of Brylcreem, the young ladies will ATTACK you.

If you're looking to seduce the town librarian two dabs will be just the ticket...