Tuesday, June 9, 2020

Porch Beer


First brewed  in Minnesota in 1865 - this is a classic beer.        

Hamm's is brewed using the purest water and the choicest barley malt, grain and hops. The beer that is "Born in the Land of Sky Blue Waters". 

You won’t find this everywhere in America; but if you can buy Hamm's who in their right mind would  purchase Budweiser. That’s just nuts.       

4.6% ABV      

Channeling David Byrne and the Talking Heads and the tune Mr. Jones: 



Put a wiggle in your stride
Loosen up
I believe he'll be alright
Changing clothes
Now he's got ventilated slacks
Bouncing off the walls
Mr. Jones is back!
Bulge out
And wind your waist
Tight pants
Got curly hair
Drinking cold beer
From metal cans
Moonshine
And Handi-Wipes!

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