Porch Beer

First brewed  in Minnesota in 1865 - this is a classic beer.        

Hamm's is brewed using the purest water and the choicest barley malt, grain and hops. The beer that is "Born in the Land of Sky Blue Waters". 

You won’t find this everywhere in America; but if you can buy Hamm's who in their right mind would  purchase Budweiser. That’s just nuts.       

4.6% ABV      

Channeling David Byrne and the Talking Heads and the tune Mr. Jones: 

Put a wiggle in your stride

Loosen up

I believe he'll be alright

Changing clothes

Now he's got ventilated slacks

Bouncing off the walls

Mr. Jones is back!

Bulge out

And wind your waist

Tight pants

Got curly hair

Drinking cold beer

From metal cans

Moonshine

And Handi-Wipes!