Canine Chaos Theory

If I take the four wheeler out for a spin the dogs just have to come along.  The mere sound of the staccato thrum of the motor propelling the Polaris will send them into a frenzy of barking commotion.

It really is so chaotic that they only way to reduce the likelihood of toppled furnishings is to carefully and discretely stage the event.

Begin by leaving a pistol and SD cards on the kitchen counter the evening before.  Casually dress for outdoors ask The Frau to distract (or hold) the dogs and leave thru the overhead door of the garage.  Start the ATV and drive to the garage entrance while the dogs are fitted with their e-collars.

Let slip the hounds.